food coma

We would go to NYC just to eat burritos. After eating, we wouldn't be able to move thanks to the portions at Burrito Bar.
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punk rock banana split

We randomly wanted banana splits, so we went to Carvel and shared one. I noticed the cool polka dotted pattern on the wall, but it turned out that all those hundreds of dots were little flies. We ran out and my friend threw what remained of our treat at the store window.

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rotten shoed girl

My friend wore her Keds to sleep because of how bad her feet smelled. She rarely took them off until it was time to buy a new $6 pair at Kmart.

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hey Johnny!

My friends and I would go to the Bendix Diner just so we could get served by Johnny the blind waiter. My friend ordered fruitloops once and he asked her if she wanted vodka in it. We later found out that he had quit being a waiter to open up his own limo service.
photo by Kethera

drunk etiquette

When you and your friend are drunk after prom and cutting each others hair in someone elses bathroom, please remember to spend hours cleaning up the little hairs off the tile and then knock over the biggest ashtray all over the floor.
photo by karenwithak

pizza, sleep, and elevation

My friend delivered pizzas because she liked to smoke and listen to her mixtapes on the job, I liked to babysit because I got paid to fall asleep, and another friend of mine worked at the library so she could ride elevators all day.
photo by Mike Colvin